英語幽默小故事分享

　　婆家的親戚

　　Relative by marriage

　　婆家的親戚

　　A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge.

　　一對(duì)夫妻開著車出去，走了很長一段時(shí)間誰也不吭聲。因?yàn)樵谶@之前他們?cè)鵂幊车煤軈柡�，并且誰也不肯讓步。

　　The husband pointed to a mule in a pasture."Relative of yours?一he asked．

　　丈夫指著牧場(chǎng)上的一頭騾子問道：你親戚吧？“

　　"Yes，¨she replied．¨BY marruitge．

　　沒錯(cuò)，”她回答道，“婆家的親戚�！�

　　心不在焉的'丈夫

　　An absent-minded husband

　　心不在焉的丈夫

　　I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination. At last he succeeded.

　　我陪丈夫一起出差，他帶著他的筆記本電腦。到了機(jī)場(chǎng)出口處時(shí)， 有位檢查員要他打開包。但是包鎖上了，機(jī)場(chǎng)工作人員耐心地等著我那窘迫的丈夫設(shè)法回想起暗鎖的.密碼。最后他終于想起來了。

　　“Why are you so nervous?"I asked him.

　　”你為什么那么緊張呢？“我問他。

　　"The numbers are the date of our annivorsary．my husband confessed.

　　“密碼是我們的結(jié)婚紀(jì)念日。”他承認(rèn)道”

　　能和我聊一會(huì)兒嗎

　　In the supermarket

　　在超市里

　　The man approached a very beautiful woman in a supermatrket and asked, "You know, l've lost my wife hare in the supermarket.Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?¨

　　在一個(gè)超市里，一個(gè)男子走向一位非常漂亮的小姐，對(duì)她說：”我和我的妻子走散了，你能和我聊一會(huì)兒嗎？“

　　"Why ?¨she asks．

　　“為什么呢？”這個(gè)小姐問。

　　"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman.my wife appears out of nowhare."

　　“因?yàn)槊慨?dāng)我與漂亮小姐聊天時(shí)，我的`妻子就會(huì)不知從什么地方出來。

　　夢(mèng)中的幸福

　　Happiness in dream

　　夢(mèng)中的幸福

　　There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring." The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Finel Tonight go back to sleep and wear them."

　　妻子告訴丈夫說：“昨天晚上我夢(mèng)見你紿我買了一件裘皮大衣和一 個(gè)鉆戒�！闭煞蚍畔率种械膱�(bào)紙說：“好啊！今晚再睡著時(shí)，你就穿戴上它們吧。"

　　單詞＆詞組

　　disposable （物品）一次性的：可有可無的`

　　patch 斑點(diǎn)，斑紋：修補(bǔ)

　　millionaire 百萬富翁，大富豪

　　multimillionairs 億萬富翁

　　absent-minded 心不在焉的，出神的

　　spouse 配偶

　　combination 結(jié)合，聯(lián)合，合并，化合，化合物

　　anniversary 周年紀(jì)念

　　confess 認(rèn)錯(cuò)，供認(rèn)

　　happiness 刀．幸福

　　mink 貂皮

　　diamond 刀，鉆石；方塊（撲克牌的四種花色之一）

　　ring 戒指：環(huán)狀物；鈴聲

　　知道不知道

　　不管是在夢(mèng)里，還是真實(shí)生活里，偶爾做做Day dream（白日夢(mèng)）也不失為一種好的放松方式。不知大家有沒有聽過一位叫Daydream的鋼琴師演奏的音樂，若是聽到，一定會(huì)讓你心動(dòng)的。

　　干脆不來了

　　One moming a colleague said，"I need to leave early tomorrow That aftemoon he followed up with, "Looks like l'll be coming in late tomorrow,but if my coming in late runs into myIeaving early,then I won't be in at all."

　　一天上午，一個(gè)同事說："明天我要早一點(diǎn)走。“當(dāng)天下午他又補(bǔ)充說：“看來我明天要晚一點(diǎn)來。但是，如果我要來得晚，又得早走的話，那我明天干脆不來了

　　那傷疤不是很明顯

　　There's a scar on my face from a car accident. A customer came into the gas station where I work, glanced at me and exclaimed, "My God, what happened to you ?" I told him and hoped that would be the end of it. But he kept pressing me for more information. Finally, he made his purchase and, justbefore walking away,said,"Hey,don't worry about it.lt's not that noticeable．”

　　我臉上有一道車禍留下的傷疤。一位顧客走進(jìn)我工作的`加油站，看了我一眼就大呼小叫起來：”我的天哪，你出什么事啦？一我告訴了他，希望就此打住。但是他繼續(xù)追問更多的問題。最后，他買完東西要離開的時(shí)候說：-嘿，別太在意。那傷疤不是很明顯。

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