英語(yǔ)幽默小故事
英語(yǔ)幽默小故事1
一切都正常
A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.
一對(duì)年輕夫婦有個(gè)兒子，已經(jīng)四歲了，還沒(méi)有開(kāi)品說(shuō)話，他們對(duì)此深感焦慮。他們帶他去找專家診治，但醫(yī)生們總覺(jué)得他沒(méi)有毛病。
Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned."
后來(lái)有一天早上吃早餐時(shí)，那孩子突然開(kāi)口了：“媽媽，面包烤焦了�！�
"You talked! You talked!" Shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?"
“你說(shuō)話了!你說(shuō)話了!”他母親叫了起來(lái)�！拔姨吲d了!但為什么花了這么長(zhǎng)的時(shí)間呢?”
"Well, up till now," Said the boy, "things have been okay."
“哦，在這之前，”那男孩說(shuō)，“一切都很正常�！�
英語(yǔ)幽默小故事2
Five Months Older
The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.
But John‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so when he saw John‘s papers, he was surprised.
"How old are you?" he said.
"Eighteen, sir," said John.
"But your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "Are you twins?"
"Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face went red. "My brother is five months older than I am."
大五個(gè)月
第二次世界大戰(zhàn)開(kāi)始了，約翰想?yún)④�，可他只有十六歲，當(dāng)時(shí)規(guī)定男孩到十八歲才能入伍。所以軍醫(yī)給他進(jìn)行體檢時(shí)，他說(shuō)他已經(jīng)十八歲了。
可約翰的哥哥剛?cè)胛闆](méi)幾天，而且也是這個(gè)軍醫(yī)給他做的檢查。這位醫(yī)生還記得他哥哥的.姓。所以當(dāng)他看到約翰的表格時(shí)，感到非常驚奇。
“你多大了?”軍醫(yī)問(wèn)。
“十八，長(zhǎng)官�！奔s翰說(shuō)。
“可你的哥哥也是十八歲，你們是雙胞胎嗎?”
約翰臉紅了，說(shuō)：“哦，不是，長(zhǎng)官，我哥哥比我大五個(gè)月�！�
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