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小學(xué)生英文幽默故事
小學(xué)生英文幽默故事1
為母親約會
When the young waitress in the cafe in my building started waving hello every day，I was flattered. She was at least 15 years younger than I.
在我工作的大樓里有間咖啡館，那兒的女招待每天見到我都向我打招呼。我因此受寵若驚。要知道她至少要比我小15歲。
One day she waved and beckoned to me. When I strolled over，she asked，"Are you single?"
有一天，她見到我后，朝我招手示意讓我過去。于是，我便走了過去。她問我，“你現(xiàn)在是單身嗎?”
Why，yes,"I replied，smiling at her broadly.
“對，是單身�！蔽覞M臉堆笑地說。
" So is my mom，”she said.”Would you like to meet her?"
“我母親也是，”她說:“你愿意不愿意見見她�！�
小學(xué)生英文幽默故事2
Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Man:He is really somebody.What does do?
Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery
他真是一個大人物
小孩：我叔叔下面有1000個人。
男人：他真是一個大人物。他是干什么的？
小孩：墓地守墓人。
小學(xué)生英文幽默故事3
沒有反應(yīng)
My mother and I returned to my parent's house late one evening to find my father，my college-age brother, Steven, and my ten-year-old sister fast asleep. Mom had forgotten her house keys，so we knocked loudly, first at the back door and then the front and side doors. We yelled my father's name over and over, with no answer. The car-horn aroused the neighbors but no one at our house.
有一天晚上，我和媽媽回來得很晚。我們發(fā)現(xiàn)爸爸、上大學(xué)的哥哥、十歲的'弟弟都睡覺了�？墒菋寢寘s忘記帶鑰匙了。于是，我們就大聲地叫門。先是在前門叫，然后又跑到后門去叫，到旁門叫，都沒動靜。我們大聲地喊爸爸的名字，按汽車?yán)龋従佣急怀承蚜�，但是家里仍無人回答。
We drove into town and phoned home, waking Steven.When we got back，he let us in. Dad was in bed，snoring，with the television on. Mom quietly switched it off.
沒辦法，我們只好開車進(jìn)城，從城里往家打電話，這才叫起了哥哥斯蒂文。回家后，他給我們開了門。爸爸在床上鼾聲如雷，電視機(jī)開著。媽媽輕輕地把它關(guān)上。爸爸立刻醒來。“別關(guān)電視，”他說:“我在看呢。”
Dad woke right up. "Don't turn that off,"he said. "I'm watching it !"
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